Sarah Dayman

I recently had a small group travel to Italy and would like to share some of their honest and candid observations....

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Things we learned in Italy:

Toilet seats and toilet paper are optional an upgrade you might say, blow dryers would not bkow out a candle never mind dry your hair, walking is preferred over driving making wearing the uglies a nessessity, if driving there are no rules, texting smoking cigars and speeding all allowed at the same time, braking so last minute car stalls to avoid hitting pedestrians totally acceptable, honking is the best form of communicating while driving not laws or being courteous, smoking everywhere is acceptable, everything shuts down between 1-4 daily for siesta, cakes cookies pastries and crossiants is the breakfast of Champions protein is overrated, Gelato is served every 10 feet and one must indulge daily, breads pasta and cheese daily is the key to a healthy lifestyle, if your olive oil says Sansa on the back in small print it's rubbish, don't eat a 5 course dinner before 8 or 9pm, they do not eat spaghetti and meatballs together, never heard of fettuccine Alfredo or caesar salad, only red wine exists, Chow is spelt Ciao not like the dog food, they talk about their buildings being built in 80 not 1880 incredible! When in Rome do as the Romans. ......

DONNA D.